It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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