he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think people are normalizing furries
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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