Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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