It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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