Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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