I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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