Just mADE A PArabola og urine
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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