a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
