i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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