Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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