check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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