Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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