all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
