let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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