they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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