Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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