yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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