Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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