the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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