What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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