So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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