This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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