How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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