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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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