I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
where are my eyebrows?
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