so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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