I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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