grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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