I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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