Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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