..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
