She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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