It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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