...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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