I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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