Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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