I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If I had your ass I would rule the world
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
