DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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