so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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