Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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