My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
