The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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