And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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