My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
is it fun? or sober?
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