Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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