I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Small penises have feelings too.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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