I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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