What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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