If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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