i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
